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The Insider

Posted in Iran, Islamofascist, Jihad, Nuclear, USA, WAR, WMD by homeyra on March 4, 2007

I just came across the following classified document, by someone who must remained unidentified, as his revelations might put him in great danger. See yourself:

“Just imagine what the world would look like if, and only if EyeRun (Iran) has nuclear weapons.
First thing they would do is to send one missile to Hiroshima because Japan backed US sanctions against EyeRun. Just think of all them Toyotas destroyed.
Then they will move into Iraq and invade it. Poor Iraqis living under military rule of the EyeRunians. They don’t even care about their injured let alone the Iraqis.
They might even invade Vietnam just not to be behind in their race against us. Then Afghanistan and the rest of the world.
They will surly invade Israel and hand it over to those Palestinians. And these Palestinians will build a wall all through the country and check points and won’t let Israelis breath a word about their right to live in their own country.
They will do all they can to change the glob into one small village. Just imagine running into AhmadiNejad on your way to work every morning.
Imagine all the people living under EyeRunian rule. You may say I am a dreamer but, I am not the only one. You can join us if you like.
1- Pave the way for Bush’s army to attack EyeRun. Ask your representatives to help him.
2- Join the peace parades and convince people to join the army in the name of peace.
3- Use Greece experience in invading EyeRun by Alexander the Great. We can use their intelligence reports and satellite pictures taken before their attack.

Don’t let another Sadam be born with all those weapons of mass destruction. (you can ask for details about this from Tony the Blair).

You don’t believe me? Just look at this picture from Tehran. All men here are wearing mustaches just like Sadam and are all potential dictators to be. And what you will have millions of Sadams on your hand giving a million dollars for each to be hunted down.

See you in Tehran Conference (the second) after our peaceful war is over.”
The insider


Live From Tehran
Previous report by the Insider: The missile is almost ready


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  1. Sharique said, on March 5, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Good sarcasm. Perhaps he could have been more cynical.

  2. Monte said, on March 5, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    I think this source has learned much. My guess is that he used to think Eye-run and Eye-rack were subdivisions of the same empire.
    But then he met Donald Rumsfeld, who had been to Eye-rack, to help it invade Eye-run, so he knew they were different, and you could invade one at a time.

  3. homeyra said, on March 5, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    Yes Sharique … a nuclear Iran can do much, much more while pretending to “liberate countries”!
    Monte: I guess you are right. You can’t invade but one at a time. In near feature the people of this second Eye-country will join the first, in Eye-loving the humanistic forces who’ll bring peace, prosperity and justice in their bloody Muddled-East!

  4. Manas said, on March 6, 2007 at 6:06 am

    Oh, well!

    Our sense of humour are becoming dry as a desert. Blame the thorny bush.

  5. Kilroy said, on March 7, 2007 at 12:27 am

    It would be funny if it weren’t true.

  6. Monte said, on March 7, 2007 at 4:36 am

    I wonder if your source says Eye-run and Eye-rack, how come he never says Eye-sree-yal?
    And, I’ve heard that Eye-run also is crazy for something called new-kew-lar energy.
    Apparently, it’s VERY SCARY.

  7. alibaba said, on March 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    No new blogs or comments for two days?
    Are you OK?
    Miss you!

  8. homeyra said, on March 8, 2007 at 5:06 am

    Had to work Alibaba, long days + an out of order mouse in the evenings.
    Dear Monte, seems it is not one of the Eye-countries. In some parts of the blogosphere the new technical word is “USrael”, whatever that means.
    Kilroy and Manas, I had a really good laugh at this. It expressed perfectly the feeling of all this non-sens.

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